Many of You at the last Gathering suggested to try the web for new guard Wargs after Lucy escaped and quite possibly mauled five people at the Hannah Montana concert.   I’m glad to report that the rumors she carried off a small child were not true.  He was found behind a dumpster and in good spirits.  The doctors were able to re-attach the boy’s arm. So, I have posted looking for two new Norwegian Wargs.

We are looking to adopt male or female Norwegian Warg puppies. In the past We have successfully raised several families of Pit Bulls and fostered them out to good and loving homes. We feel we are now ready for a new challenge and hope there is someone out there who may be able to help Us out.

We have a loving home and plenty of open space for them to roam, exercise and hunt game (rabbits, deer and bears as they get older).

Please email only if you know of a Norwegian Warg or know of someone with one this breed available for adoption. Thank you.

Hopefully Our search for them won’t last very long.  Why Norwegian?  I hear they are easier to train, more loyal and not as ill-tempered and there is no chance of inbreeding as with their French cousins.

In a time like this, it saddens me that Our beloved Lucy has gone missing.  Whether or not She escaped or was stolen remains to be solved.  Lucy was Our Friend and beloved Campus Guard, protecting us from intruders and Mormon missionaries.  If anyone reading this has any information, please contact Us immediately.

Lucy was last seen in the parking lot after the Hannah Montana concert last night.  Any rumors of her terrorizing the public remain to be seen, however We can deny that anyone antagonizing her didn’t deserve what they got.  I assure the general public that Lucy will not harm the child she carried off in Her jaw.  She’s very gentle.