“When this baby hits 88 miles-per-hour, you’re going to see some serious shit.”

A 21-year-old Florida woman has pleaded guilty in connection with the death of an unborn child during a drag race in 2006 in Westmoreland County.

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Eighteen-year-old Nicole Clark was a passenger in the car that was hit. She was four months pregnant and lost the baby as a result.

Authorities say Ms. Schaub was driving at 88 mph in a 40 mph zone seconds before the crash.

Doc Brown, your calculations were correct. Even though Our time-travel experiments will continue, I want to point out that simply causing a four-month life-reset is not time travel. It may be a loop-hole, however.

I’m calling it first: Oronato, if he runs for governor and is elected, will impose a state-wide Drink Oronato Tax. The Allegheny County Oronato Tax will, of course, not be redacted and it will become twenty percent in the county. I have already started making preparations for Us to begin brewing Our own selections of beer. Unlike during prohibition, We will not rekindle Our moonshine business. The allegations that Our moonshine recipe included yellow cake and caused cases of blindness, reports of hair and fingernail loss were not factored into this decision. Please do not feed the rumors. The one rumor to be proven true was that contact with albino skin did cause severe burns.

Speaking of rumors: the rumored outbreak of common sense among city and county officials (excluding Bill Peduto) is unfortunately without merit.

Also, Our continued requests for the skull of the cow’s head in this recent case, which just came to a close, have continued to be ignored. We also cannot get confirmation on if the remains had in fact been destroyed. This further delays Our project of a Skeletal Noah’s Ark.