Anyone know what happened to Motomock? This irreverent, yet insightful look into the nightlife of Pittsburgh will be sorely missed.  Where else will you see what truly crawls around the dredges of establishments that dare call themselves nightclubs.

The above image is unaltered.  I don’t agree with the text, but the pink makes it stand out a bit.  It even handily points out that the gentleman in the velvet pinstripe sport coat is available for mustache rides.  He even has the handlebar accessory kit which is normally sold separately.

The guy with the purple necktie:  What is that on his head?  My guess it has been crafted in the fires of Mordor with the feathers of dead pigeons.  PittGirl may be pleased and horrified and now awash in the land of confusion.

The sum up the rest of this… cartel… The man with the white necktie is the financier and arranges transportation.  The man with the long hair is the product tester; as you can tell, he is yakked up.  The man at the bottom-right, well, he can’t feel his face and what the photo fails to show are giant rails of blow.  The guy in top-middle, he’s one of those douchebags that randomly jumps into pictures.  He thought the guy with the long hair to the right was a girl and he’d get on that action.

The kid in the blue-striped shirt?  He’s the mule.  He currently has half a kilo of cocaine in his stomach.  They won’t let him out of their sight.  Not even to shower.

So goes it in clubland.  Of course if you want to find the bad little kiddies doing bad little things, Moto is not the place you’re looking for.

At least there will be one less douchebag in Pittsburgh.  Now, I hate all baseball equally, but I have a special hatred for Jaret Wright.  Goddamn I’m glad Wright has been released by the Pirates.  Like most sports figures or celebrities, a sense of entitlement usually isn’t far behind.  My friend who dated him back in the late 90s, found out somethings and had a chance to get even by taking his ALCS ring (or ALDS - I don’t know) and chuck it into Lake Erie.  I’ll never forgive her for not following through with that plan. I will say no more about this.

In a non-douchebag note:  I have received correspondence from Our friend and partial benefactor, John Nash.  I’m still decoding it, but it looks as if We may need to be on alert from Communist infiltration.

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