To clarify My recent revelation about Our Dream Catchers, The Double Slit Experiment (here’s a video) is not “two girls at the same time”. But, to the girls who have asked me if that is what it meant, I like the cut of your jib.
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Peppi’s is using Chef’s Quality Ketchup. Wait… What? This is worse than when Max & Erma’s used Hunt’s. The package makes the ketchup feel runny. I’m looking for a Volunteer to try it.The image of the chef isn’t even Chef from South Park. If it was, I may have given it a try myself.
7-2 on Hillary Clinton crying within the next 48 hours. Even on that these tears make actually be real, but that depends on how well she handles herself against Obama in Thursday night’s debate. The latter may change so place your bets carefully. Obama has also won the support of the Teamsters. The good thing is if he does not win the nomination or the presidency, he can run the Tangier’s.
More girls are coming forward against the teenage boy who already stands accused of raping two others. This sounds familiar, probably because of the Law and Order: SVU episode which was on over the weekend, in which a sex-addicted boy rapes his teacher (Clarissa from Clarissa Explains it All), has sex with prostitutes, gets sent to some treatment center which is actually all about the game of grab-ass. At that facility, he’s raped by some older guy on the first night and the circle of life continues. The kid didn’t know he was supposed to beat the shit out of someone or shank them his first night. Serves him right for not taking cues from TV and movies.
Or this could be the Law and Order episode in which there is a group of guys who keep score of the girls with whom they sleep and video tape. Either one can be somewhat applicable.
Back to reality, if convicted, this kid should be made and eunuch.
[I]n his meeting last week, Mr. Onorato echoed the sentiment of some tavern and bar owners — that the machines should be legalized, and the state, county and city could regulate their use, thus collecting revenue.
If this was the case, we could open up Our poker machines to the public to raise Awareness for our cause and possibly have more money within the Coffers upon which We can earn interest.
But will never happen. Why? Well, got to get it approved by the state first. I doubt they’d budge.
Taylor then explained that he hooks clips to his wife’s nipples and “plugs the cord into a electric strip” and shocks her. On Wednesday evening, Taylor said, Kirsten removed her clothes, attached the clips, and shocked herself. He then picked up the electric strip and shocked her several more times, adding that he had placed a piece of electric tape over her mouth during the jolts. After the last shock, Kirsten, 29, “fell over on to her face.”
Also, this is why: The choking game has been America’s deadly secret gasping for official attention. Ahh yes, nothing like the euphoria of the lack of oxygen during my teenage years. Made even better during the physical act of love; loss of essence.
What could possibly go wrong with shooting down a failed U.S. spy satellite? Where is Reagan’s “Star Wars” laser defense system? I mean, the Chinese already have the Our Weather Dominator (Ok, the government dropped the ball on that when they did not take Our requests for help seriously in recovering the stolen plans). We’re falling behind! China’s just banned ghosts from the internet, and Senator Spector’s plea to reinstate the Ghostbusters is meeting resistance from the White House.
After solving many of the world’s and its own problems, the Diocese of Pittsburgh has released radio advertisements saying what a great place St. Vincent’s College is because of their state-of-the-art porn filter. Yes, Catholicism lives up to its reputation of repressing sexuality since 107AD. Yeah, that’s the way to attract students. This was reported last month I guess. But some good of it came about, collegehumor.com is blocked. I do not think the Catholics should be the Morality Police. They can pretend to be, like when We were kids and would play Crocodile Dundee and Rico the drug dealer.
I’m finding the only time I ever listen to the radio is for Steelers or Penguins games. Sometimes I wake up to the radio to the same five songs. Radio giant Clear Channel is settling for $22 million dollars for the Great White fire that roasted 100 people alive. Unfortunately, Clear Channel does not have to closeup shop nor does it have to stop promoting terrible music. My letters to The Hague to have Clear Channel brass charged with crimes against humanity have not been answered.
The Office looks like it will return on April 10th. We can all relax for a moment before realizing Harris Goldberg, writer of Duece Bigalow: Male Gigolo (the title itself doesn’t deserve to be properly notated, add that to the actual content of the movie…), is also receiving calls. Hollywood must be desperate.
O.J. Simpson’s girlfriend Christie Prody was hospitalized in Miami Monday for what police are calling a “severe head injury,” “Entertainment Tonight” reported.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Christie!
And for the rest of you: Radio Station is giving away free divorce!
Here is the timeline of events between Anonymous and Scientology. This should not be confused with John McCain’s timetables.
No other song would have worked to reflect the absurdity that is Scientology. Now I originally wanted Rick Astley played when the Steelers’ opponents have possession of the ball. But this is a close second. Pittsburgh’s protest had about 30-40 in the freezing cold. I wasn’t able to stay long. Here’s a video taken by someone else who was there.
I don’t think Pittsburgh’s chapter of the Cult was Rickrolled as it was in other cities, however. In Toronto, inside the Scientology Cult center, a woman was serenaded. Also at the DC Protest, Arnie Lerma told the Xenu story. Also this woman’s story is heartbreaking.
Anonymous is Scientology’s Legion of Doom. And remember not to feed the Trolls. Scientologists kick. There’s much more, too much for now. But here’s a “best of” video from the London protest. Sadly it uses that terrible trance remix of the Requiem for a Dream soundtrack.
The St. Petersburg Times (an “enemy of the Church”) has a great article that shows some of the lunacy of the cult. Here some some quips:
Speaking of Nazis, Band of Brothers and Saving Private Ryan were on the History Channel and TNT respectively this weekend, which I spent most of my time watching. If anyone uses paranoid rhetoric to ensnare their members like the Nazis it’s Scientology. Even Ze Germans are wary of them.
Because of its experiences during the Nazi regime, Germany has a special responsibility to monitor the development of any extreme group within its borders — even when the group’s members are small in number. Given the indisputable evidence that the Scientology organization has repeatedly attempted to interfere with the American government and has harmed individuals within Germany, the German federal government has responded in a very measured legal fashion to the Scientology organization.
Say hello to a scientologist.
Hi Scientologist!
She was sent out like the rest of the scientologists to “give us a scare” by taking pictures and being silent and mysterious and all that.
Now, you may have heard, that the best answer to this is to have a guy on a megaphone reciting the Xenu story. And in fact, for most of the scientologists, this actually worked. They went back inside.
Would you like some literature?
She didn’t go back inside.
She, unlike the others, broke her firm resolve, and also broke into tears. (not shown on camera, sorry)
She stayed and listened. She heard about documented evidence of the CoS’s crimes. She heard about how these people who she thought were helping her, had killed others using the same techniques they were using on her. She heard the names, heard of their deaths. She heard about Operation Snow White. She heard it from 135 people who cared enough to come out and picket about it. She heard hundreds upon hundreds of cars honking for support.
She cried.
I don’t know what she’ll do next. But maybe she’ll get help. Maybe she’ll get out…
An old enemy has recently reared its hydra-esque heads as of late. The Pittsburgh Parking Authority has been targeting Our Congregation’s vehicles in attempt to immobilize Us. It is quite possible they are doing this on the Puppet Master’s retaliatory orders that We exposed his nefarious schemes involving heavy metal poisoning.
How are they waging war against us? Boots. Boot 1 and Boot 2 are their main weapons with Boot 2 being a rather sneaky chap who has the ability to hide his vehicle in shadow. I’ve protested tickets on the behalf of Many tickets issued illegally. I’ve watched metermaids stalk meters to write a ticket the instant it expires; I’ve seen them block drivers from putting in more quarters in effort to issue a ticket. They even ticketed My own vehicle when it had the proper sticker affixed to the window. It comes down to we said / they said and the drivers seem to be on the losing side.
Therefore I decree the Pittsburgh Parking Authority to be an enemy of our Congregation.
How does one get a job for the PPA? Well, there’s only one pre-requisite: you must have no soul.
Interesting. What other jobs also have a requirement of a soulless existence?
Another interesting note: the above mentioned are already enemies of our Congregation.
The protest against the Cult of Scientology and its methods and practices is still on for February 10, 2007 at 11a.m. is still on - check out the planning guidelines here.
Now, We are all for Mob Justice, but unfortunately We are inhibited by the law and in the face of self-preservation We cannot put ourselves at risk. But I must agree that it’s nice to see that vengeance is still carried out in the modern world.
Police say Terry Sherlock shot and killed 28-year-old Kenneth Himrod, who was being investigated on allegations he molested Mr. Sherlock’s son. Police accuse Mr. Sherlock’s wife of driving her husband to the shooting and helping to hide the gun.
It would have made a better story had Terry Sherlock went after Himrod with a pitchfork then burned his corpse with his torch. To be successful, however, he probably should have rallied some help.
Now with the Mob Justice initiative, why does this not happen more often? I mean one would just need to get a group of people thinking as a collective or a hive-mind. Then sites like Myspace and Facebook wouldn’t have to worry about stopping sex offenders from joining their sites and preying on the children. Well, actually, they still would - but at least the government would try to do its share to protect kids as well.
I mean, a mob wouldn’t have to necessarily kill the offender, but perhaps they could just cut off their hands. Unless said offender could afford a Hawking-like eye reader to use the computer, their chances of actually being successful dwindles dramatically. Also I think most young kids (and probably adults) would go running from someone with no hands. Plus how would they drive their car to Chris Hansen’s house? Would they take the bus instead?
A law could be written to do something proactive and make it mandatory to ban sex offenders from using or getting near a computer like others who are involved in different types of computer crime.
There seems to be the makings of a potential serial killer on the loose in the Poconos. I’m calling it first here. I am dubbing him “The Poconos Pillager.”
Someone scattered human remains - including a severed head - in trash bags along the Interstate 80-380 corridor through Monroe County and into Lackawanna County.
Police said eight bags at eight different locations have been recovered so far. They’re not sure they have all of the remains.
If the Pennsylvania State Police need any assistance in this grisly event, I have on-call a team of professionals who can work… for lack of a better term… slightly outside the rules and regulations you must follow. Their success rate is eighty-nine percent. The eleven percent failure rate is due to bad intelligence, bureaucracy (such as when DHS pulls jurisdiction) and witchcraft.
Pittsburgh neighborhoods that no longer have pools might soon get “splash zones” under an emerging plan billed as a way to provide wet fun for fewer dollars.
Where’s the genius in this? I need to personally address Parks Director Duane Ashley: The homeless already cover our streets with urine, now you want to add more? At least in the pool there was chlorine or bromine to keep it in check… Sigh.
Anonymous has been giving Scientology the business for the past couple of weeks. I planned on summing this up and posting it here, but there’s just so much. I suggest people read this thread posted on the Something Awful Forums which does the job better.
Also this is a nice clean overview of the crazy that they encounter / deal with.
Oh, and their leader, David Miscavige, is truly a sadistic asshole. I hope You All think differently of Me. This is a posting that describes a game in which Miscavige pits his”underlings” against each other in a game of Musical Chairs. What could go wrong you say?
“It was very sad to watch. People, who were best friends for years, were throwing their best friend to the ground for a chance to get a seat in a chair. Most of the people who had lost were just made to stand there and wait. Wait and do nothing except wonder where you would end up, what would you do, who would you ever see again?”
I’ll post some more highlights here in the next few days. Remember it all started with the leak of the Tom Cruise video which some morons are trying to spin as a positive thing for the Dangerous Cult…
From IMDB.com: Leaked videos of Tom Cruise singing the praises of Scientology were good publicity for the controversial religion, church elders have confirmed. Footage of an energized Cruise promoting the religion found its way onto the internet last week, prompting an outpouring of criticism aimed at the star. But Scientology bosses insist the star’s bizarre monologues, in which he referred to the faith as “a blast” and saluted a statue of founder L. Ron Hubbard boosted the church’s profile. <snip> Scientologist Kirstie Alley came to Cruise’s defense… She said, “Tom was using words meant for a Scientology audience. On the web, the video is take out of context. It’s like a rabbi addressing a Christian church, speaking in Hebrew. No one would understand him.”
Like Kirstie Alley is relevant. A rabbi also would not be spreading lies and trying to actively deceive people (aside from that whole god thing), he would prefer to genuinely help them. A rabbi would not scam them out of their life-savings just as I would not scam you out of yours.
And the rumors just keep getting better. Apparently, Katie Holmes had a sudden outbreak of common sense.
A distraught Katie Holmes has stormed out of a crisis meeting with her husband Tom Cruise, furious over damaging publicity about his Scientology beliefs, and humiliated over the disastrous reaction to the movie he told her to make.
Maybe she’ll stay in reality this time.
In related happenings, Scientologists also have their own (and probably just as wacky) version of Craig’s List called thetalinks.com.
About Thetalinks: Thetalinks is the number one community classifieds site for Scientologists around the globe. It was started in Oct 2006 and has expanded rapidly because of its simplicity and effectiveness. Thetalinks is based out of Los Angeles, California and its company webpage is www.thetalinks.com
Read the full press release here: http://www.emediawire.com/releases/2008/1/prweb664863.htm Sadly, they don’t seem to have any romantic encounters sections.
Why don’t We have our own version of Thetalinks or Craig’s List? It’s on Our TODO list, so relax, it’s coming.
Why is our sky-line being constantly marred by corporations? I mean Mellon was bad enough, but it’s been there as long as I can remember. Then there was the disturbance in the internet known as FreeMarkets… Now we get a law firm?
Reed Smith will add its name to the city skyline when it moves into the new PNC skyscraper in 2009.
The city Planning Commission today gave approval for the law firm to put its name at the top of the 23-story Three PNC Plaza building under construction on Fifth Avenue, Downtown.
At least it’s not Edgar Snyder. Our source inside informed Us that Edgar Snyder lobbied for one, but they wouldn’t approve a sign that was the image of an ambulance being chased by lawyers (see right). We were also informed that Mayor Luke Ravenstahl was also denied a marble statue of himself on Grant Street, but that was requested by him when he was president of the City Council.
Call Us jaded since, in 1999, We were denied the opportunity to have Our own downtown marquee on one of the high-rises; it would have been haunting, but tasteful. A beret and aviators, what would be better? Comments from those who denied Us said it was too big brother-ish for a private organization. I recently asked about the rumors to install a huge camera and spotlight from the new UPMC sign on the USX Tower and was then promptly removed from the room.
A Washington County woman is accused of locking her 10-year-old grandson in a feces-filled dog crate for about 90 minutes.
Police say 51-year-old Rhonda Lehman of Washington put the boy in the crate Saturday because the boy laced the family’s drinks with lamp oil and household cleaner. The boy says he was angry at his family.
While children should be neither see nor heard, putting them into a dog crate isn’t necessarily the answer. Also, just what are you doing to them that would make them want to poison you?
Ann Marie Linscott, 49, offered $5,000 for the hit, had the name and work address of the woman she wanted dead and in e-mails with stunned job seekers described successful candidates as “silent assassins,” according to agents and court documents.
It just shows that human stupidity knows no bounds in this world. I believe Everyone would agree with Me that subculture of stupid humans should be henceforth eradicated from society. Not culled from existence as that would attract too much attention. But perhaps an island somewhere.
The Federal Government wants to stop kids from learning.
The federal government is asking Pennsylvania’s student-loan agency to repay as much as $15 million that officials say it received in excess loan subsidies over a two-year period.
It’s thought that they need the money back to help cover the pointless $600 tax rebates that might be coming up. Really, what is $600 going to do for someone? Most people We know outside of Our Congregation will use it on drugs and prostitutes.
In a press release, from his five-star resort in Europe, Dan Oronato complained that the rebate is being issued too soon because Pittsburgh’s Casino is not yet built. Oronato’s plan to lure people to spend their rebates by cashing their government checks at the casino is still only in its planning stages.
“The goal of course, ” said Oronato, “is to offer check cashing services for federal and state income tax refunds. We should have the operation ready to go for the May 2009 [casino] opening just as millions of Pennsylvanians (as well as Ohio and West Virginia residents) get their tax refunds. No cashing fee, nothing.”
In other oddities, a vehicle driven by a Clarion County woman was repeatedly rammed in Redbank early this morning by an SUV. Kathy Bates is wanted by Pennsylvania State Police for questioning.
In more important issues, as requested by the Congregation, I am currently pursuing applicants so that I may one day provide You all with an Heir to lead when my time comes to depart this rock. The search has been lackluster and I have yet to receive a response. I am looking for suggestions in my approach. The bar scene isn’t really my thing so it was suggested to be to try Craig’s List. I found a few potential ones:
Wrote “Yummy Mummy“:
Single, white, female seeks…….okay, thats lame……
How about this??????
Smart, sexy, confident, secure, finacial-emotionally and mentally stable, 34 year old single mother…..
Tall, Italian, dark curly hair, dark brown eyes, full pouty lips….
I’m into art, theatre, movies, traveling, reading, cooking, road trips, gambling…..very upbeat and outgoing.
It would be nice to find a man with some common interests, must be fun, witty, and an all around “good guy.”
Not looking to rush into a relationship…..also NOT looking for a one night stand, FWB, or hook up…..just someone who I enjoy spending time with…..who I look forward to seeing … Let’s just take it one day at a time and see what happens….no expectations….no lables…no drama….it is what it is….make sense?
Enough about me
It’s your turn….tell me about YOU!!!!
Your pic gets mine.
I respond:
I noticed your ad on Craig’s List. I’m writing because I’m interested. You say you’re yummy and I’m ready to believe you. Just like when you state you have a child.
How convenient.
I am currently looking for an heir. They just might do. My congregation has ruled that I must provide them with an heir. They will require guidance, instruction and discipline with smooth transition when the heir comes of age. With an iron fist they will rule and control those under them. Monuments will be built in our graven images and streets will be named. Secret campaigns will be held in our name to keep competition minimum. It will be glorious.
Therefore your own demon-spawn may work until you provide me with offspring of my own seed. It’s only fitting. Our lord and savior may require I make a sacrifice of him.
Please get back to me when you can with an answer. There are millions of lives at stake.
Many of You at the last Gathering suggested to try the web for new guard Wargs after Lucy escaped and quite possibly mauled five people at the Hannah Montana concert. I’m glad to report that the rumors she carried off a small child were not true. He was found behind a dumpster and in good spirits. The doctors were able to re-attach the boy’s arm. So, I have posted looking for two new Norwegian Wargs.
We are looking to adopt male or female Norwegian Warg puppies. In the past We have successfully raised several families of Pit Bulls and fostered them out to good and loving homes. We feel we are now ready for a new challenge and hope there is someone out there who may be able to help Us out.
We have a loving home and plenty of open space for them to roam, exercise and hunt game (rabbits, deer and bears as they get older).
Please email only if you know of a Norwegian Warg or know of someone with one this breed available for adoption. Thank you.
Hopefully Our search for them won’t last very long. Why Norwegian? I hear they are easier to train, more loyal and not as ill-tempered and there is no chance of inbreeding as with their French cousins.
