There are chalk drawings of paws on the sidewalks of Liberty Avenue downtown.  There are unkempt, dumpy-looking people with cat and bunny ears, tails which they can’t stop playing with and people making sounds as they walk next to each other and a constant hum of “yiff.”

Just what the christ are these people on?

Some people want to have permanent tails attached.  Others want to have sex with animals.  They may be worse than Scientologists.

Don’t believe me?  Here are screenshots from actual furry forums.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/furry-forums.php

Here are some samples:

Jesus Christ!

Today on Flickr, I received an email that said I was a person’s new contact.  Wondering who it could be I went to check out the person’s photos and came across this:

Print & display this or one of the other posters (or all three) and you will help fulfill MATTHEW 24:14*

A magazine type cover-poster, to help fulfill prophecy simply print it and display it, naturally a print on a glossy paper is recommended.

To help fulfill prophecy:

1 Click on the image above.
2 Click on ALL SIZES
3 Right click on the image, select Save Image As…
4 Save image in an easy to find folder on your Hard disk…find the image and right click on it’s icon, select Print
5 Or you can choose to select Download the Large size…and do as in step 4 to print it. Happy displaying!

*MATTHEW 24:14: “This Gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations…”

She is also a master home decorator.

You can adorn your walls this way

This is inside the home of a leading fashion designer who chooses to adorn his walls this way, the Christian way.

Very interesting.  I would love to get a hot super Christian girl in bed and then point to Jesus on the wall and tell her that the Son of God is watching and disapproves of pre-marital sex.  Hello Catholic Guilt.

I decided on seeing this haphazard skulduggery to email her and clarify her intentions on befriending me on Flickr.  I mean, We don’t necessarily want any lost sheep roaming around spreading false hope and misinformation when she would be welcomed with open arms to Our Congregation.

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From: CultLord
To: Bible Thumper
Sub: Who are you?

Jesus wasn’t a white guy.  I doubt any Hebrews were.

Paul’s letters to the Corinthians (15:26) plagiarized J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

We have Our own thing going on over here, you should join Us and seek illumination.

I also wonder, if by posting this here, if I am helping perpetuate this so-called prophecy.

While waiting for one of Pittsburgh’s numerous bridges to be named after Myron Cope, he now has his own Asteroid.

An asteroid that orbits the sun between Mars and Jupiter officially has been named 7835 Myroncope in honor of legendary Steelers broadcaster Myron Cope, who died Feb. 27.

The name, proposed in March by Dr. Eric Mamajek of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics in Cambridge, Mass., became official late last month after approval by the International Astronomical Union.

I have returned from my self-imposed exile after the Pens’ loss of Lord Stanley’s Cup to the Red Wings.  I wonder if Detroit fans know what the term “red wings” even means in this day’s nomenclature?  But that is not for Us to ponder at this moment.  Instead, We are to look to the future and further Our Cause.

My Children, if there is one thing I fear in this world it is a dissociative people.  A people removed so far from reality that time seems to stop, perhaps even run backwards.  A people who think that the laws of Nature and the Universe do not apply to them.  A people who think it is the norm to copulate or pretend to copulate while wearing cat ears and I, unfortunately, am not speaking of that hot brunette from last year’s Halloween party.  Meow indeed.

No, I am talking about a people who, in their everyday lives, pretend to live as animals.  A people who once again are invading Our city.

Furries.

Furries in Pittsburgh.

Again.

This is a problem.

Know your furry. You will not be able to see their eyes because of anthropomorphic masks, but their knuckles will be white with inner tension and their fur suits will be encrusted with semen from constantly having sex in public with other furries or from jacking off when they can’t find an animal rape victim.

June 26th to 29th will be Our official Hunting Season.  Please, do not confuse this with the Cougar Mating Season.  Again points will be awarded for quickness of kill, skinning ability, accuracy with your weapon of choice. The closer you get to becoming a professional, the closer you can get to the client.  Higher points will be awarded.  Yes, My Friends, the use of the Mace is encouraged.

It will be Our gift to the city to rid it of this infestation.

http://hillaryis404.org/

And Rush Limbaugh is a sack of shit.

Motomock is back.  Just a warning, they have painted strippers.  So, if you’re at work, they’re not hot enough to risk your job.  Wait til you get home.

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This is what happens when you’re a moron and you watch Money Train one too many times. You start going after postal workers.

A U.S. postal carrier accosted by two men this morning on the Central North Side was shot in the hand after he refused their demand for money and ran off.

Except by money, they thought they could get their hands on social security checks. I doubt they’ve heard of direct deposit.

Our “wise” governor wants to borrow $240 million to repair Pennsylvania roads. Why would he have to borrow that entire amount? Wasn’t it recently revealed that PA had a quite a surplus stashed away? I’m not saying put all of it toward repairing the infrastructure. Some of that surplus has to be retained to buy votes; fall between the cracks; accounting “errors” and to pay for prostitutes.

I’ve recently learned of one they could hire out of SWPA. But, they should be warned: The CDC should have a label for such humans which said, “Warning! Goods Tainted” or “You are entering a Souvenir Shop” or “A De-militarized zone should exist (as in a condom, you moron) for entering this region”. In fact, I recommend you wear a HAZMAT suit.

For Alexendra Dupre, however, her label would read: “Joe Francis was here but I got a bus ticket home”. A bus ticket? Jesus, you think you could at least buy her a plane ticket instead. Classy.

Lamar Advertising is planning on torturing Pittsburghers with plans for forty-two digital billboards.  Jesus! God! No!

In a move apparently timed to beat the clock on proposed new oversight rules, Lamar Advertising filed late yesterday for permits to transform 42 vinyl billboards in the city of Pittsburgh into digital versions.

The applications came in just before the planned introduction in Pittsburgh City Council of legislation that would require a vote of that body on any proposed sign replacements.

Sneaky fucking bastards.  I will say it’s nice to be driving down Bigelow and see “Sex Scandal in Sunday’s Post-Gazette” lighting up the night sky.  Our Chief Political Correspondent would like to hack into them and upload gay porn with the subtitle:  “Happy 250th, Pittsburgh!”

This isn’t mucking up downtown; A grocery store finally opens downtown at 7th and Fort Duquesne.

The market, at Seventh Street and Fort Duquesne Boulevard in the Encore on 7th apartment building, will be open 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. daily.

Just one hour after everything else closes downtown.  It’s nice that they will give people time to shop when they get home in the evening.

To clarify My recent revelation about Our Dream Catchers, The Double Slit Experiment (here’s a video) is not “two girls at the same time”.  But, to the girls who have asked me if that is what it meant, I like the cut of your jib.

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