Despite today’s weather, Our Official Leap Year Fashion Show will be held as scheduled on this hallowed Day of Farthing-days.  The reception begins promptly at 7pm at The Campus Bar with the runway exhibition at 8pm in Theatre D.  I’ve already had the opportunity of sleeping seeing this year’s models and I can say, I’ve been quite pleased.

Immediately after the show, The Ritual of the Solemn Rites will be held for the past year’s inductees.  Here they will face their final and most strenuous test of will.  I will be overseeing the Rites directly as I have the experience and know-how should anything go awry.  Barring international incident, the Rites should conclude just as the eleventh-hour passes and this Day of Farthing ends.

At midnight, Our annual Ides of March begins as those with seniority begin their month-long competition to determine the pecking order for the next year.  This year’s competition includes, but is not limited to, stand-up comedy, shark wrangling, royal tasing rumble, Java programming, hide-and-seek (this year Everyone will have a working paintball gun) and a three meter spring board diving event.  There are also daily standardized tests on Our Sacred Doctrine, a spelling contest and they will have to devise a land invasion strategy of Asia.   The top two competitors will then have a cage match battle of wits to determine who sits at My right and left hand.

We should wish Them all the best of luck.

No, you cannot name your bar “Drunkenstein’s”.  Kurt William Havelock was denied a liquor license by a city council 6-1. At least one other person thought Drunkenstein’s was a good name for a drinking establishment.

I don’t know what’s better. The hair or the goggles.

What does a man of such style do? Why he plans to take out his revenge at the Super Bowl. In letters found he wrote:

“No one destroys my dream. No one,” one of Havelock’s letters read.  “I will test the theory that bullets speak louder than words… I will slay your children. I will shed the blood of the innocent.

“All this boils down down to an econopolitical confrontation. I cannot outvote, outspend, outtax or outincarcerate my enemies… but for a brief moment, I can outgun them,” the letter said.

Only he didn’t and pussied out and turned himself into police instead of outgunning the city.  He most likely will be outincarcerating everyone now.

BATON ROUGE, La. - A young woman killed two female students in a college classroom at a vocational college Friday, then killed herself, police said.

A woman going on a murder rampage?  This is a refreshing change of pace.  It’s nice to see that equal opportunity exists outside of the workplace as well.