From Xenutv: Jenna has asked that the following message from her be forwarded everywhere possible. This is another example of Scientology making matters worse for themselves. And it’s even more evidence of just how much courage Jenna has:

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So where do I begin…. I did an interview this week with ABC Nightline. They of course had to call the Church for comment which they did.

Last night at 11pm, while we were in bed, we got a call from Dallas’s father. He said he was 20 minutes away from our house and he was driving down from a meeting he had today and in the car with him were 2 Sea Org members from OSA Int and they were coming to talk to us at our house.

He said that they had come to talk to him but he insisted that we should be there and that they wanted to talk to us. So they just decided it was okay to drop in on us in the middle of the night in true Sea Org style.

I told him that they could absolutely not come to my house and that they need to call me and tell me that they apologize and want to sort this out before I even consider meeting with them. A couple of minutes later I got a call from Angie Blankenship (she was the CO CMO CW while I was in CMO CW for many years and we last I heard she was COB’s Programs Operator. She said she was with Jenny Devocht/Linson who was the CO CMO CW, WDC FLB and CO CMO Int. For those of you who this is all gibberish to, they are both VERY high Church Executives. She said she was here to sort things out. So reluctantly I agreed to meet with them. Mostly for the purpose of demonstrating the truth of what goes on to Dallas’s parents.

We met at Denny’s because it was the only place open. We sat down at a table. Both of these women looked like they hadn’t slept in years!

We were there until 4 o’clock in the morning….
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Hillary Clinton will be in Pittsburgh tomorrow to speak at Soldiers and Sailors.  She will also attend the parade. Ugh.  I’m looking forward to this about as much as I for the Maniac Magazine launch parties.

Now it is clear. We now know why boy-Mayor did not want Pittsburghers to be drinking out in public along the parade route.   He wants the yinzer mass contained to Market Square, well out of sight of the presidential hopeful whose campaign is also spiraling out of control into a mess of bigotry and nonsense. So, was it really Ravenstahl’s intention to make it more family-friendly or was it a higher calling to look good in front of a presidential candidate who, if elected, may drive more Pittsburghers to drink?

I bet she rides along side the mayor or the hated Onorato.  Onorato must not be allowed to converse with Clinton.  Onorato would get ideas for the county which he sees as spectacular, but will ultimately piss off the residents even further.  I would rather the woman who was grafted to a toilet for two years be in the parade than Clinton.  Interestingly enough, that’s where Clinton’s campaign is at the moment:  the toilet.

Why Clinton could not fire Ferraro and instead accepted her resignation is beyond comprehension.

I sincerely hope that Keith Olbermann will be the one to introduce Clinton tomorrow night.

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Those of you still reading and want to see Clinton in action tomorrow, here are the details:

Join Hillary in Pittsburgh for a “Solutions for the American Economy” Rally!
When: Friday, March 14, 2008 at 3:30 PM -  6:30 PM

Where:
Soldiers and Sailors Hall
4141 5th Avenue
Pittsburgh, PA 15213

In some Scientology news: Its second suit for a temporary restraining order was denied by the courts again.  Thankfully some common sense is raining down upon Florida for a change.  The legal system sees through the Scientology claim that Anonymous is actually a group.  It is not and is only a group in the sense that it is a collection of non-bound individuals (decentralized) who may come and go as they please.  Beautiful.  The legal system understands Anonymous, Scientology has had two months to figure it out.  They still haven’t.  The Judge ruled:

[T]here appears to be a number of individuals who more or less refer to their cause as “Anonymous”, but there is no allegation of the existence of any organization or hierarchy of command that exercises any form of collective or coordinated action that results in the systematic deprivation of the Petitioner’s rights … THEREFORE ORDERED AND ADJUDGED that the Petition for Temporary Injunction without Notice be and the same is hereby DENIED.

Awesome.  Coincidentally, a suspicious package arrived on Scientology’s doorstep around the same time of the ruling (My guess is AFTER).

The package and threat were most likely made by the “Church” itself.  The cult loves to play victim and has a long history of fabricating sob stories against itself to attain its goals.  This is exactly the same thing they did to Paulette Cooper.  Hell it near worked against her.  But now We, Anonymous and hopefully the general public are in-the-know.

Arnie Lerma was tipped off that the “Church” of Scientology would like very much to incite a riot at any of the protests.  This, again, should come as no surprise.

From Enturbulation: “This is from my telephone notes regarding what the OT Committe members were told during the super duper secret OSA briefing. Dont ask me questions cause Im telling you all I know.

“This will be no surprise, my source is certain that Scientology is planning to choreograph an incident of violence, using their children. this was implied, I don’t have the exact words just the summation, that Scientology wants and desires a confrontation.. they would LIKE to create a riot” [sic]

As I mentioned yesterday, when backed against the wall most people show their true colors or fall into the one response that may have worked for them in the past.  They have the policy of always attacking.  This is exactly it.  First through the courts then trying to incite violence to try and prove that the false claims they made were, in fact, correct all along.

The sad part is, this is done by the higher-ups to not only attempt to sway the courts and public opinion but also to scare the plebs that work their ass off, and think they are doing so for their greater good.  They are further telling them how and what to think giving the lower ones - who most likely will be o nthe front lines to try and bait the protesters a sense of fear; that their lives may be in danger.  This may increase the chance of an incident happening IF (that’s a big IF) things were to get out of hand.  It’s propoganda at its finest and when aimed directly at someone who takes another’s word as gospel it can be disasterous.

Think of it on the same level and the “clerics” sending out their followers to be suicide bombers. The clerics use the same rhetoric to control and use those underneath them.  It is pathetic and it is sickening.

The chance of something major happening tomorrow in Pittsburgh is probably low.  The location is not even a full church, just a book store.  But do not let that fool you or anyone else.  They may even have shipped people in from out of town just to cause trouble.  It is St. Patrick’s Day, there will be drunks around - maybe even the Scilons themselves will be drunk on green beer and Guinness.  Hell, a few beers in them and they may even open up to listen and reason (talk about irony).  Stranger things have happened.

I’m waiting for boy-Mayor Ravenstahl to launch Wing Attack Plan-R:

“Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country, and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. Uh, my boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won’t stop them now, uhuh. Uh, so let’s get going, there’s no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural… fluids. God bless you all.”

Just really.  How does this happen?  Seems a little ass-backward.  We’ve stored up on antibiotics to combat the Youghiogheny problem of their incompetence which results in putting raw sewage back into the river.  But now there seems to be a direct line from the sewers of Pittsburgh (in the Strip anyway) right into the fresh water supply.  Or as fresh as the water can be coming from the rivers surrounding us.

Nothing like turning on the faucet and seeing white foam shoot sporadically out of it.

At least they didn’t get to the children’s ice cream.   Remember to drink only rain water from now on.

I’m also not sure how effective Ravenstahl’s implementation of  Plan-R would go, considering his version uses mechanical tigers.

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I had something else planned for the open letters this month, but some happenings from recent events have led Me to change course a bit:

Dear Gerry Ferraro, staunch Clinton Supporter:

You wonderful, wonderful woman: thank you for putting another hole into Clinton’s campaign with your short-sighted remarks. Thank you for the irony that was your slogan in ‘84. American does need new leadership.

“If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position,” she continued. “And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept.”

Dear Hillary Clinton:

Please, stop! This is why we can’t have nice things! It’s getting pathetic and more transparent by the day. Stop trying to fool people into voting for you buy mentioning a Clinton / Obama ticket. Everybody knows it will never happen. I know it’s too much to ask, but stop trying to turn the Democratic party into a circus.

Dear Elliot Spitzer:

It could have been worse and I’m dubbing it: Spitzerhook. You could have lost consciousness at the Nutcracker Suite.  (Don’t ask why, but I will admit that when I first read this, I read it as Mark Spitz - the legendary swimmer - and said to myself, “What the christ? We swimmers don’t need hookers to get laid.)

Dear Media:

After tonight, let the Spitzerhook controversy die.  The guy had some sex.  So what? But you won’t because your executive producers are greedy bastards who probably aren’t getting enough at home. For the next two weeks, they will live vicariously through those who are balls-deep in this scandal, wishing they could afford $1,000 / hour prostitutes.

Notch another one up for the Drink Tax

Owners Seeking Drink Tax Help Reach Sex Line

PITTSBURGH (KDKA) ― Some bar and restaurant owners in Allegheny County were trying to get help with the drink tax by dialing a toll-free number, but instead reached a sex line.

Allegheny County Treasurer John Weinstein says the number was a typo that occurred when the flyers were printed. Only a handful were mailed.

The letters have a new number that doesn’t send callers to a sex line.

Was this why Onorato was greeted by a chorus of “Booooos” at Myron Cope’s send-off on Friday?

Police are searching for a person who left four hand grenades in a Westmoreland County Goodwill shop.

This is in violation of the Die Hard 3 rule.  “You can leave that here.  Some kid could…”  Even the bad guys in that movie followed this one.

The Burgh Report and Pist-Gazette have been covering the idiocy that is the clusterfuck of the huge LED sign to be placed downtown that is up for debate.    According to both, the sign is not a sign and it is not electric.  Jesus Christ.

“As Char described in her The Sign That Is Not A Sign post, the Ravenstahl Adminstration [sic] is asserting that an electric 1200-foot LED sign is neither a sign, nor electronic.”

The Burgh Report proposed that this is a candle-powered LED.

However, I think Pittsburgh is going to be in for a big revelation when Ravenstahl admits that LAMAR has harnessed a power we cannot fathom and that humanity has just as recently as 200 years ago, burned people at the stake for their believes in this power.

This power is either magic or witchcraft, both pretty much the same with some base fundamental differences.  Think of it as Christianity and Islam.  Similar message with similar results, but different ways of approaching the end result (I’ll give it away here, everybody still dies).

This “power” is what will be powering the sign-that-is-not-a-sign-nor-electric and that it will be, in fact, an apparition.   Several members of Ravenstahl’s Administration will be seen waving drumstick-like pieces of wood and several will also be dressing in robes and Ravenstahl himself will don a cape for the remainder of his term.

You heard it here first.

Our Chief Political Correspondent suspects this may have something to do with Pittsburgh and the Mayan Prophecies and that the LED is the Portal of Light and Happiness. We will cover this interesting topic at Our next Gathering.

From Our Senior Philosophical Correspondent Man:

I walked into the McDonald’s on Wood Street just a moment ago. While placing my order, a full brawl erupts. The booths clear. The counter people scatter. Little girls are dropping the f’bomb while punching rather large lads. An elderly lady got jacked in the bean which was rather sad. At least one window had been broken. All-in-all, I would say over 25 people participated, some of whom were employees

The cops have surrounded the place. They let me and another elderly man out of the building without incident.

At least I got my chicken sandwich.

This was Wednesday, February 20th around noon. Our philosophical correspondent has a problem with teleportation and time travel, hence his delay in reporting this interesting tidbit to me. If any of You think I’m glaring in his general direction, You would be correct.

Ahh, Wood and Liberty. This intersection draws in some interesting characters and where the Blue Dodge Caravan is most likely to be spotted. This is also the infamous corner at which someone shot themselves in the leg. Despite heavy Port Authority police presence, fights seem to erupt continuously in front of the McDonald’s, Arby’s and Sally Beauty Supply; I would venture to guess that half the sirens downtown hears are heading to this general vicinity. As a result of the violence which would cease and people benefit from Our presence, I’ve decided it a lost cause as it puts too many of Our lives in danger.

At the Columbus protest of Scientology, not one, but two people were hit by a bus. One was wounded pretty severely. This woman at the Columbus cult office when first mentioning the incident began to laugh as if it was hysterical. When she’s told it was the person on the phone, she changes her tone and then says that five of them wanted to go out and help, but was advised against it.  The video includes footage of one of the victims of the accident getting hit by the bus.

She went onto claim that she called the hospital to make sure those hit by the bus were alright. She says that Xenu is wacky and doesn’t know what Computer Science III is. How do you not know what Computer Science III is?

Here’s a video recap of the last month and how all this picketing came together.

Andrew Croulet was found wandering along Banksville Road wearing just socks on Sunday morning.

“I tried to offer a sweater to him,” said Kiray. “I was screaming to him. He had no idea who I was or that I was trying to talk to him. I don’t think he knew he was outside. He didn’t know he was cold - that’s for sure.”

Police eventually arrived on the scene and were able to subdue the man. Authorities identify him as 27-year-old Andrew Croulet of Brookline. They say he may have been running through the woods.

KDKA’s Ross Guidotti reports that police sources say Croulet was impaired or under the influence of something.

Ya think? Samwise was obviously under the influence of the Ring and had lost Mr. Frodo as Banksville Road is miles away from both he and Cirith Ungol.

Some experts believe the “open skies” accord between the United States and the European Union, which takes effect at the end of March, could improve chances for medium-size cities like Pittsburgh to get nonstop flights to Europe, at least at some point.