McCain taps a cougar to be his running mate
After yelling at his wife, John McCain tapped Alaska Governor Sarah Palin…
for Vice President.
Ladies and gentleman, history has been made as Sarah Palin is the first cougar to be nominated for VP in any major political party.
Well-played McCain, except that it throws your argument against Barack Obama’s lack of experience out the window, hitting a beehive, drenching it in honey while being attacked by bees only to then be mauled by a bear.
So, in the unlikely event that McCain is elected - Sarah Palin - a former pageant princess could be in the White House by 2012 should McCain die of extreme old age. Just in time for the end of the Mayan calendar. Isn’t it great how these things work out? Hopefully, she’ll finish second on November 4th, just like she did in the Miss Alaska pageant.
I wonder what will happen if Palin cakes on too much make up. Will McCain call her a trollopped up cunt? One can only hope.
This is a good time to remind everyone that it is still Cougar Season.
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