After yelling at his wife, John McCain tapped Alaska Governor Sarah Palin…

for Vice President.

Ladies and gentleman, history has been made as Sarah Palin is the first cougar to be nominated for VP in any major political party.

Well-played McCain, except that it throws your argument against Barack Obama’s lack of experience out the window, hitting a beehive, drenching it in honey while being attacked by bees only to then be mauled by a bear.

So, in the unlikely event that McCain is elected - Sarah Palin - a former pageant princess could be in the White House by 2012 should McCain die of extreme old age.  Just in time for the end of the Mayan calendar.  Isn’t it great how these things work out?  Hopefully, she’ll finish second on November 4th, just like she did in the Miss Alaska pageant.

I wonder what will happen if Palin cakes on too much make up.  Will McCain call her a trollopped up cunt?  One can only hope.

This is a good time to remind everyone that it is still Cougar Season.

On slashdot:

SkeptOlympics writes: “A new chapter in the ongoing controversy surrounding China’s women’s gymnastics team opened today, as search engine hacker stryde.hax found surviving copies of official registration documents issued by China’s General Administration of Sport of China. The incriminating documents, expunged by censors from the official site and from Google’s document cache, still appear in the document translation cache of Chinese search giant Baidu, here and here, showing the age of one of China’s gold medal winning gymnasts to be 14 instead of 16, the minimum age for competition presented on her government issued passport. Now that official government documentation is available, how long will the IOC be able to keep a lid on this scandal?”

http://strydehax.blogspot.com/

On hearing this news it’s rumored that Bela Karolyi trashed the NBC Studios while tirading on the fact that he was right and knew the Chinese cheated.

The government employees and employees of Baidu who let this information be cached have since disappeared along with their families.

If this doesn’t end with Bela Karolyi ripping the medals from the underage gymnasts’ necks while screeching in Romanian then disappearing in a cloud of white chalk that looks like a ghostly image of Nadia Comaneci then I will be disappointed