There are chalk drawings of paws on the sidewalks of Liberty Avenue downtown.  There are unkempt, dumpy-looking people with cat and bunny ears, tails which they can’t stop playing with and people making sounds as they walk next to each other and a constant hum of “yiff.”

Just what the christ are these people on?

Some people want to have permanent tails attached.  Others want to have sex with animals.  They may be worse than Scientologists.

Don’t believe me?  Here are screenshots from actual furry forums.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/furry-forums.php

Here are some samples:

Jesus Christ!

Today on Flickr, I received an email that said I was a person’s new contact.  Wondering who it could be I went to check out the person’s photos and came across this:

Print & display this or one of the other posters (or all three) and you will help fulfill MATTHEW 24:14*

A magazine type cover-poster, to help fulfill prophecy simply print it and display it, naturally a print on a glossy paper is recommended.

To help fulfill prophecy:

1 Click on the image above.
2 Click on ALL SIZES
3 Right click on the image, select Save Image As…
4 Save image in an easy to find folder on your Hard disk…find the image and right click on it’s icon, select Print
5 Or you can choose to select Download the Large size…and do as in step 4 to print it. Happy displaying!

*MATTHEW 24:14: “This Gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations…”

She is also a master home decorator.

You can adorn your walls this way

This is inside the home of a leading fashion designer who chooses to adorn his walls this way, the Christian way.

Very interesting.  I would love to get a hot super Christian girl in bed and then point to Jesus on the wall and tell her that the Son of God is watching and disapproves of pre-marital sex.  Hello Catholic Guilt.

I decided on seeing this haphazard skulduggery to email her and clarify her intentions on befriending me on Flickr.  I mean, We don’t necessarily want any lost sheep roaming around spreading false hope and misinformation when she would be welcomed with open arms to Our Congregation.

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From: CultLord
To: Bible Thumper
Sub: Who are you?

Jesus wasn’t a white guy.  I doubt any Hebrews were.

Paul’s letters to the Corinthians (15:26) plagiarized J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

We have Our own thing going on over here, you should join Us and seek illumination.

I also wonder, if by posting this here, if I am helping perpetuate this so-called prophecy.

This is not acceptable for Cougar Mating Season.

Two single mothers in the US are facing numerous charges after a sleepover including six teenage boys allegedly turned into a sex party.

Boys aged 14 to 16 were attending a sleepover at Lynne Long’s Pennsylvania home when Angela Honeycutt, the mother of two children, allegedly had sex with a 14-year-old boy and performed sex acts on a 15-year-old, local TV station CBS3 reports.

Those poor children.

These are not Cougars.  Understand this, Cougars are attractive.

If they use this as bragging rights at school, their testicles should be handed in.

While waiting for one of Pittsburgh’s numerous bridges to be named after Myron Cope, he now has his own Asteroid.

An asteroid that orbits the sun between Mars and Jupiter officially has been named 7835 Myroncope in honor of legendary Steelers broadcaster Myron Cope, who died Feb. 27.

The name, proposed in March by Dr. Eric Mamajek of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics in Cambridge, Mass., became official late last month after approval by the International Astronomical Union.

I have returned from my self-imposed exile after the Pens’ loss of Lord Stanley’s Cup to the Red Wings.  I wonder if Detroit fans know what the term “red wings” even means in this day’s nomenclature?  But that is not for Us to ponder at this moment.  Instead, We are to look to the future and further Our Cause.

My Children, if there is one thing I fear in this world it is a dissociative people.  A people removed so far from reality that time seems to stop, perhaps even run backwards.  A people who think that the laws of Nature and the Universe do not apply to them.  A people who think it is the norm to copulate or pretend to copulate while wearing cat ears and I, unfortunately, am not speaking of that hot brunette from last year’s Halloween party.  Meow indeed.

No, I am talking about a people who, in their everyday lives, pretend to live as animals.  A people who once again are invading Our city.

Furries.

Furries in Pittsburgh.

Again.

This is a problem.

Know your furry. You will not be able to see their eyes because of anthropomorphic masks, but their knuckles will be white with inner tension and their fur suits will be encrusted with semen from constantly having sex in public with other furries or from jacking off when they can’t find an animal rape victim.

June 26th to 29th will be Our official Hunting Season.  Please, do not confuse this with the Cougar Mating Season.  Again points will be awarded for quickness of kill, skinning ability, accuracy with your weapon of choice. The closer you get to becoming a professional, the closer you can get to the client.  Higher points will be awarded.  Yes, My Friends, the use of the Mace is encouraged.

It will be Our gift to the city to rid it of this infestation.

This is not your lord, but someone close to him.  For those of you who do not know, he is keeping to his vow of silence until the Pens win the Stanley Cup or until it’s over.

But he nodded in approval to allow one of his dedicated followers to announce, now that Barack Obama has clinched enough delegates, that Hillary Clinton is officially America’s Psycho Ex-Girlfriend.

At The Campus there will be cake as we celebrate the

And watch the Penguins dispatch the Red Wings and force Game 7.