Apologies to all.

I had business to handle in Central America and was asked to give the eulogy at a old friend’s funeral.  The latter I never want to do again, unless I get to speak at some trashy celebrity’s funeral.  Though between all the retards that now fill the tabloids and are the coveted paycheck of the paparazzi (please don’t confuse this with the rat-infested restaurant in Pittsburgh’s South Side which I suspect uses a laxative-based dough for its late-night pizza) I have no idea who is going to drop dead first.

I will accept all suggestions.

However beginning this weekend, the Gatherings will resume their normal schedule.  I had scheduled a very special guest speaker in hopes to get in on the bid for a downtown LED sign advertisement (since there is obviously no stopping the monstrosities we might as well play along and use them to Our advantage) but due to a recent flap of his reputation and some other breaking news, I have canceled his invitation to speak.  Now We all knew what was going on, but one problem arose over the last couple of weeks: he was caught.

I bring presents from the families which We helped out in Nicaragua.   Due to Our efforts We may be able to begin work on a second chapter based in Central America.  The work of My grandmother forty years ago is set to continue as We work to assist families in Panama and Nicaragua and bring peace to the region. Our new chapter may be based in Coronado on the land once held by My family.  I am currently brokering deals with rival guerrilla groups as well as the Panamanian government.

I have also brought back some authentic beer from the area, donated by some of the affluent people with whom We will be working; it’s not crap like Corona or Modelo.  But a nice selection from the Cerveceria Baru brewery.  There will be a Tasting this Thursday before The Roots concert.

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