Odds and Ends
This is what happens when you’re a moron and you watch Money Train one too many times. You start going after postal workers.
A U.S. postal carrier accosted by two men this morning on the Central North Side was shot in the hand after he refused their demand for money and ran off.
Except by money, they thought they could get their hands on social security checks. I doubt they’ve heard of direct deposit.
Our “wise” governor wants to borrow $240 million to repair Pennsylvania roads. Why would he have to borrow that entire amount? Wasn’t it recently revealed that PA had a quite a surplus stashed away? I’m not saying put all of it toward repairing the infrastructure. Some of that surplus has to be retained to buy votes; fall between the cracks; accounting “errors” and to pay for prostitutes.
I’ve recently learned of one they could hire out of SWPA. But, they should be warned: The CDC should have a label for such humans which said, “Warning! Goods Tainted” or “You are entering a Souvenir Shop” or “A De-militarized zone should exist (as in a condom, you moron) for entering this region”. In fact, I recommend you wear a HAZMAT suit.
For Alexendra Dupre, however, her label would read: “Joe Francis was here but I got a bus ticket home”. A bus ticket? Jesus, you think you could at least buy her a plane ticket instead. Classy.
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