Mar 21st, 2008
AARP Releases latest Report; Declares Open Season
The AARP recently released a report on the crisis of the world’s over-population and instituted Retirement Order #44. Release the younger souls from this Earth and infiltrate markets and smite them until they are dead, dead, dead.
Its first targeted city: Buenos Aires.
I wish Pittsburgh news channels would have chill out groove music playing in the background during their reports. It is so easy and relaxing to watch this 80-year old man run over people with a relaxing sound track. It’s like watching Hannibal Lecter when he kills the two prison guards to classical music in The Silence of the Lambs.
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