Purity of Essence
I’m waiting for boy-Mayor Ravenstahl to launch Wing Attack Plan-R:
“Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country, and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. Uh, my boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won’t stop them now, uhuh. Uh, so let’s get going, there’s no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural… fluids. God bless you all.”
Just really. How does this happen? Seems a little ass-backward. We’ve stored up on antibiotics to combat the Youghiogheny problem of their incompetence which results in putting raw sewage back into the river. But now there seems to be a direct line from the sewers of Pittsburgh (in the Strip anyway) right into the fresh water supply. Or as fresh as the water can be coming from the rivers surrounding us.
Nothing like turning on the faucet and seeing white foam shoot sporadically out of it.
At least they didn’t get to the children’s ice cream. Remember to drink only rain water from now on.
I’m also not sure how effective Ravenstahl’s implementation of Plan-R would go, considering his version uses mechanical tigers.
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