They’re mucking up Downtown - 4
The Burgh Report and Pist-Gazette have been covering the idiocy that is the clusterfuck of the huge LED sign to be placed downtown that is up for debate. According to both, the sign is not a sign and it is not electric. Jesus Christ.
“As Char described in her The Sign That Is Not A Sign post, the Ravenstahl Adminstration [sic] is asserting that an electric 1200-foot LED sign is neither a sign, nor electronic.”
The Burgh Report proposed that this is a candle-powered LED.
However, I think Pittsburgh is going to be in for a big revelation when Ravenstahl admits that LAMAR has harnessed a power we cannot fathom and that humanity has just as recently as 200 years ago, burned people at the stake for their believes in this power.
This power is either magic or witchcraft, both pretty much the same with some base fundamental differences. Think of it as Christianity and Islam. Similar message with similar results, but different ways of approaching the end result (I’ll give it away here, everybody still dies).
This “power” is what will be powering the sign-that-is-not-a-sign-nor-electric and that it will be, in fact, an apparition. Several members of Ravenstahl’s Administration will be seen waving drumstick-like pieces of wood and several will also be dressing in robes and Ravenstahl himself will don a cape for the remainder of his term.
You heard it here first.
Our Chief Political Correspondent suspects this may have something to do with Pittsburgh and the Mayan Prophecies and that the LED is the Portal of Light and Happiness. We will cover this interesting topic at Our next Gathering.
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