Despite today’s weather, Our Official Leap Year Fashion Show will be held as scheduled on this hallowed Day of Farthing-days.  The reception begins promptly at 7pm at The Campus Bar with the runway exhibition at 8pm in Theatre D.  I’ve already had the opportunity of sleeping seeing this year’s models and I can say, I’ve been quite pleased.

Immediately after the show, The Ritual of the Solemn Rites will be held for the past year’s inductees.  Here they will face their final and most strenuous test of will.  I will be overseeing the Rites directly as I have the experience and know-how should anything go awry.  Barring international incident, the Rites should conclude just as the eleventh-hour passes and this Day of Farthing ends.

At midnight, Our annual Ides of March begins as those with seniority begin their month-long competition to determine the pecking order for the next year.  This year’s competition includes, but is not limited to, stand-up comedy, shark wrangling, royal tasing rumble, Java programming, hide-and-seek (this year Everyone will have a working paintball gun) and a three meter spring board diving event.  There are also daily standardized tests on Our Sacred Doctrine, a spelling contest and they will have to devise a land invasion strategy of Asia.   The top two competitors will then have a cage match battle of wits to determine who sits at My right and left hand.

We should wish Them all the best of luck.

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