Forget the McRibb, I got your McBrawl
From Our Senior Philosophical Correspondent Man:
I walked into the McDonald’s on Wood Street just a moment ago. While placing my order, a full brawl erupts. The booths clear. The counter people scatter. Little girls are dropping the f’bomb while punching rather large lads. An elderly lady got jacked in the bean which was rather sad. At least one window had been broken. All-in-all, I would say over 25 people participated, some of whom were employees
The cops have surrounded the place. They let me and another elderly man out of the building without incident.
At least I got my chicken sandwich.
This was Wednesday, February 20th around noon. Our philosophical correspondent has a problem with teleportation and time travel, hence his delay in reporting this interesting tidbit to me. If any of You think I’m glaring in his general direction, You would be correct.
Ahh, Wood and Liberty. This intersection draws in some interesting characters and where the Blue Dodge Caravan is most likely to be spotted. This is also the infamous corner at which someone shot themselves in the leg. Despite heavy Port Authority police presence, fights seem to erupt continuously in front of the McDonald’s, Arby’s and Sally Beauty Supply; I would venture to guess that half the sirens downtown hears are heading to this general vicinity. As a result of the violence which would cease and people benefit from Our presence, I’ve decided it a lost cause as it puts too many of Our lives in danger.
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