By sure You all have heard of the incident at the club, The Nutcracker Suite, in which we invested several years ago.  Therefore I asked that a Committee be formed to investigate ways to make Our branch at The Campus safer for Our clients and those who volunteer their services.

From a quick once over of Our operation at The Campus, I’ve noticed a lack of general common sense when it comes to the Work environment.  I’ll admit having let these things go in the past, but We must be vigilant from here on out.

• There is to be no more smoking except if the client requests it specifically and you are to use the official smoking room.  We have flammable materials and costumes in use and Many have noticed unattended cigarettes and pipes left alight.
• Those who keep mogwais as pets, I don’t care if they whistle and add to the ambiance.  Do I really have to explain the danger? We don’t need the bad press after what happened in 2005. If you want something cute and fluffy, kittens should be enough.
• I am mandating re-training for Volunteers who keep firearms in their Environment.  Also, assault rifles will no longer be allowed for use during sessions.
• The tear gas room will still be open due to its popularity (I don’t understand it, either, especially the knockout gas substitute). But, like firearms, all Volunteers must re-train in proper gas mask usage.
• The mechanical Warg room will still be open.

The client caught on video tape by KDKA is no longer welcome as he is now deemed a security risk as has the volunteer who gave him the bad acid.

Tags: acid, mogwai

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