Stay away from the brown acid, Mr. Frodo.
Andrew Croulet was found wandering along Banksville Road wearing just socks on Sunday morning.
“I tried to offer a sweater to him,” said Kiray. “I was screaming to him. He had no idea who I was or that I was trying to talk to him. I don’t think he knew he was outside. He didn’t know he was cold - that’s for sure.”
Police eventually arrived on the scene and were able to subdue the man. Authorities identify him as 27-year-old Andrew Croulet of Brookline. They say he may have been running through the woods.
KDKA’s Ross Guidotti reports that police sources say Croulet was impaired or under the influence of something.
Ya think? Samwise was obviously under the influence of the Ring and had lost Mr. Frodo as Banksville Road is miles away from both he and Cirith Ungol.
In a bit of promising news for once: Pittsburgh International Airport may actually become an international destination again after US Airways raped our horses and rode off on the women.
Some experts believe the “open skies” accord between the United States and the European Union, which takes effect at the end of March, could improve chances for medium-size cities like Pittsburgh to get nonstop flights to Europe, at least at some point.
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