My mind is warped from how absurdly awesome this is (and the fact that I was sideswiped last night on Bigelow Blvd by a black Nissan Maxima - late 90s model) to add anything other than the fact, I want in on this deal.

Jim Mitchell, who owns Mitchell’s Restaurant, Bar & Banquet Center, wants to fight Onorato as part of a charity amateur boxing card on Feb. 9.

Except, when I win, all proceeds go to Our Efforts and the Drink Tax is repealed. Oronato is also not allowed to conjure demons or Bob O’Connor.

Tags: boxing, dan onorato

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