The Crusade Begins
Stay out of the frickin’ Mon river! If You’ve been in the Monongahela river since November of 2006, please report to The Campus’ decontamination chambers.
In Our crusade against insane lawsuits, this is the latest to pop up on the radar. Instead of going after the man who caused the actual accident by running from police because he had a weapon and drugs in the car, they go after the ones with money. While We should sympathize with the family, I don’t connect the dots between a traffic stop; a suspect then fleeing the police; suspect running red lights then slamming into another car and how it should fall on the burden of the city (taxpayers) and / or the police (taxpayers). If the city and/or police do need to pay out, it just leaves room for Oronato to pull another tax out of his ass to cover the loss… or to pay for his bromantic trip to Europe with Luke. I wonder if they’ll pose for pictures together at the Eiffel Tower.
Back to the bereaved, attorney Alan Perer unfortunately has the wrong mis-managed (possibly corrupt) institution in his sights. Perer should instead be targeting Scientology. Why? Because Scientologists are the only ones who can help out at an accident. Tom Cruise said it, it must be true!
“As you drive past, you know you have to do something about it because you know you’re the only one that can really help.” - The False Prophet Mapother
Why is Perer not holding them responsible? We have demanded answers, but Our repeated calls to his office have not been returned.
Now people have to deal with screaming kids and fat passengers encroaching on their personal space during flights, as well as idiot TSA workers at the airports, but now these unfortunate souls had to deal with Hillary Clinton and her mad-eye political rhetoric on their airplane. Vegas to Reno is usually cat nap for travelers. To the right is a recent image of Clinton after the Black-hole Sun came to wash away the rain.
Next week, I will delve into more detail about my visit from my future-past self and what it means for all of Us and mankind.
Also, my new manuscript has been denied by yet another publisher.
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