I find it shameful that the sentence for rape isn’t immediate castration. Then We might not have to worry about idiotic loop-holes in our Judicial system and this asshole walking the streets. I fear for all of Us in this circumstance and extra security measures will be in place to keep Edward Green off of The Campus and away from Us. I’m looking into private security detail that may be made available on request; also instituting our own local revolutionary security guard force. For those who think They may be more comfortable with a taser, please contact the munitions council.

“We couldn’t get him back because he assaulted the officers who attempted to arrest him in Georgia,” Mr. McCarthy said. “We attempted to get him back.”

I guess, in between the lines, this is advice for criminals - flee the state, commit simple assault, serve a tenth of what would be your sentence then cry foul for not having a speedy trial. Huzzah!

In other government abusing loop-hole news:

I, for one, am thankful for the inherently flawed government agencies such as the FBI. Yes, “[t]elephone companies have cut off FBI wiretaps used to eavesdrop on suspected criminals because of the bureau’s repeated failures to pay phone bills on time.” These are the companies that were probably willing-to-bend-over-and-take-it-from-the-government-like-a-dirty-slut anyway they could. Until they weren’t paid.

More than half of 990 bills to pay for telecommunication surveillance in five unidentified FBI field offices were not paid on time, the report shows. In one office alone, unpaid costs for wiretaps from one phone company totaled $66,000.

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Poor supervision of the program also allowed one agent to steal $25,000, the audit said.

Brilliant. I’m sure the Telephone Companies (most likely AT&T and other scum companies) now feel like cheap whores who did not get paid for their hour. Hey, maybe now they understand what their customers mean when they say they are being fucked over!

So what does this mean for Us? A new manual is being put together with a slimed down and revised / updated codebase. The current version is bleeding money, mainly with time spent encoding and decoding sensitive messages.

But don’t applaud the Telcos just yet. Ma Bell is with the ill-communication and wants to start filtering the internet. As We have forseen this for sometime, our IP v6 network is nearly ready. When it is, Our own version of the internet will be released.

After the launch of Our Second Internet 2, it has also been decreed that it is the opinion of Us and many others not associated with Us or loosely associated with Us that AT&T and many other companies’ top brass should be hoarded like sheep into The Field - what will by that time be known formerly as Heinz field - and forced to salute Us before they fight to the death. The winner will then have to attend every Pirate game until they have a winning season.

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